HA HA HA! RIGHT? IT’S LIKE, “FLYING INSECTS ARE COOL AND ALL, BUT I JUST WANT TO ECHOLOCATE DAT ASS, GIRL!”
I’LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. I HAVE TO GO POOP IN SOME PIG FEED TO CREATE A CHIMERIC SUPERVIRUS THAT WILL HOPEFULLY KILL THIS ASSHOLE SO HE STOPS PICKING ME UP. WHEN I GET BACK WE’RE GETTING WASTED, BRO!
SPRING BREAK! WOOOOOOOOO!
I’m always fascinated by facial structure. And the expressions it puts one’s face in at rest. Like her perpetual frown.
Devon Aoki by Mario Sorrenti for The Face, 1997
My best was, while on the phone to my friend walking back to their house after a long night of barhopping, stopping short and yelling, “OMG, I think I lost my phone!”
Her response: “You’re such a dumbass.”
(Source: brotips)
I’m going to make a list of people I would like to be friends with. and he is on the top of the list.
(Source: lannafrank)
oh, baby. and fancy nancy saw him in person. jelly to the max.
so badass. so beautiful.
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal
